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Pelican Is A Walking Badass

Baxter
Posted August 27, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"I am pelican. I am master of all I survey and my range of surveyance is quite considerable.

Out of my way, peasant woman! You and your whiny whelp have not earned the privilege of being this close to my presence. The fact that the very carbon dioxide which you exhale has managed to reach me is downright offensive.

Now, then...where can I get some good steamed haddock?

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