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The Most Important Back To School Supply

Posted August 14, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The Most Important Back To School Supply

Who gives a crap about notebooks, pencils, and book bags? When you're an overbearing parent who's too dumb to home-school your teenage daughter, you pretty much know that your sheltered sheila lashing out for attention will need a healthy supply of the only test she'll take that really matters to you.

...Because chastity belts just don't work like they used to.