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Magic Mike: The Early Years?

Posted August 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

You may want to keep your female babies away from this gyrating juvenile due to their little brains being unable to process the orgasms that his dances might give them.

At this point in his career, a penny will get him to shake his junk for two minutes and a quarter gets you some "one-on-one time" in the private room, where you'll be responsible for changing his diapers, should the need occur.