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Just A Dog With A Chainsaw

Posted August 7, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Just A Dog With A Chainsaw

"Okay, it looks like we'll be moving forward with upgrading this patio.

The way I see it, we're gonna need to reinforce the foundation on each quadrant, followed by a little resurfacing, and refinishing.

Now, there's just the matter of payment. I'll draw up a contract for 30 giant rawhide bones and 500 strips of bacon as our compensation and then we'll be getting right to work."