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How To Silence Hundreds Of Noisy Geese

Posted August 2, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Quiet, my geese army! Hear my voice!

A new power is rising in this affluent neighborhood's pond! Its victory is at hand! This night the land will be stained with the blood of upper-middle class people who drive Subaru's.

Leave none alive! TO WAR!"