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Running Of The Olympic Banana

Posted August 2, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Forget running the Olympic Torch; that's so passe.

Besides, you can't eat a torch can you? You also can't peel a torch open and chuck the peels back at your enemies during high speed chases like in Mario Kart.

Face it, fake qualitative and quantitative studies have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that bananas are just better than torches.