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Screw Tickets, I'm Bringing Octopuses!

Posted August 1, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Screw Tickets, I'm Bringing Octopuses!

Sure, the privilege of riding this train could be placated with the rather pedestrian method of a ticket, but why go that route when you have the option to present an OCTOPUS?

Sure, there's the inconvenience of having to lug around a bucket of water, the risk of getting strangled with tentacles, and getting squirted with ink. However, the coolness of some options outweigh the crappy logistics.