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That's One Hell Of A Cable

Posted July 27, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

That's One Hell Of A Cable

Thanks to these miracle cables embedded with magical antivirus protection, you can play your 360 with the assurance that not only are you safe from rootkits and spyware, but that in the unlikely event they manage to get through this nearly-impenetrable wall of cyber-security, those viruses will at least be quiet.

You'll also be happy to know that your system's video "transmission" will be "transmitting" at all the proper frequencies and that all its...spark plugs are...firing at optimal...megabytes.

[Source] (Warning: Bad Language)