I think that this Russian guy was under the impression that getting majorly-wasted on vodka would lessen the weight of his blood, thereby allowing him to float in the air like a bird as he sways to and fro above the wind currents, right past the highest point of the St. Basil's Cathedral.
False.
This guy was lucky enough to only suffer a broken pelvis. Nothing that more vodka won't be able to cure.
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