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These Sausages Are Showers Not Growers

Posted July 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These Sausages Are Showers Not Growers

With one bite into one of Long Dick's wieners, you'll taste the firmness of the casing before the juicy goodness squirts into your mouth.

Unfortunately, it's not something that can be sustained for long and some batches just come out limp and bland.