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Bragging About Cookie Sales Is Dangerous

Posted July 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Fate rarely misses an opportunity to knock you off your high horse, so it's best not dangle anything tempting in front of it, like, say a happy dance about Girl Scout cookie sales padded with sympathy buys from family members.

Happy dancing is for closers, sweetheart. Put a little ice on that, get back out there, knock on some doors, and don't take "no" for an answer!