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This Parenting Strategy Makes Sense

Posted July 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Parenting Strategy Makes Sense

Sure, you mitigate the risk of killing your baby when you go the Teddy Bear route, but a real bear would teach the child how to scavenge for honey and picnic baskets...and also karate.

The Teddy Bear on the other hand, just sits there, not even making any one-liners like that one movie where Family Guy is Marky Mark's Teddy Bear.