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Kristen Stewart Explains July 4

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Posted July 4, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

As we gear up for a night filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie marathon, it's good to know that some people want to ensure that future generations of "United States-ericans" don't forget why the Fourth of July is celebrated.

Just as with Valentine's Day and Christmas, impressionist, Laura McDonald gives us a K-Stewified holiday history lesson, one expression-deprived moment at a time.

The country's forefathers had to fight a brutal war to "invent" the fourth day of this month. Armed with hot dogs invented by Thomas Edison, they stuck it to King James' oppressive policies of taxation without representation...and the outlawing parades, fireworks, and pie.

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