Great. While the ladies drool over hunky dudes in Magic Mike, we're stuck at this party with Slutty Miss Piggy.
In the very least, they could have given us someone from the A-B teams in the roster of pig strippers. Oh, and look at those teats; all six of them look fake as hell. You can even see the surgical scars if you look real close.
Man, Jules from Pulp Fiction was right, pigs are filthy animals.