"Oh, so you came to the aquarium to gawk at all of marine life, have you?
Well, take a look at me, I'm standing here like an upright bipedal mammal. I like to hang around coffee shops talking about cars, the economy, movies, and where to get good sushi. I'm totally in love with myself!
...You hear that? That's the sizzle of me giving you a massive BURN!"
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