"Come on over to the Dallas Zoo and see the demonic possessed elephant! Watch as hourly sacrifices are made to it on an altar made from the bones of the innocent."
This ad might be a strategic way to curb the issue of tailgaters. Although, if you come within 5 feet of it, a loud evil cackling can be heard and it offers you fortune and fame in exchange for your eternal soul. This is actually how VH-1 reality shows are cast.