"How do you humans live like this?! The ground in here is some weird floor that clicks against my hooves. Everything is so claustrophobic and confusing, why would you make something like this?
...And look at this poop that I'm taking right now; it just hovers on the surface! That's not natural!
If this is the way I have to live then you might as well turn me into a bunch of burgers right now, because it's not living."