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Open The Linguini Valve!

Posted June 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Open The Linguini Valve!

Sure, you could just go to some place like Olive Garden and get your pasta served in some pretentious presentation that requires..."plates."

However, at this place, they strap you into your chair, hold your mouth open with a speculum, while a team of pasta technicians blast all the noodly goodness down where it needs to go, washed down with a few gallons of the house wine.