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Burger King Has No Sympathy

Posted May 29, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Burger King Has No Sympathy

"Exciting things are happening at Burger King," indeed.

The most exciting of those things involve licking the tears off the bruised and beaten cheeks of their enemies in an orgasmic rush of schadenfreude.

They're more than happy to tell Ronald to take his Quarter-Pounders and McNuggets off their street and back to Playland.