"Ah, f**k it, anyway. I've got a meeting, I'm just going to run the rest of the way there. It'll help burn off that massive breakfast burrito I had this morning."
Readers Take Note: If you're ever unfortunate enough to find yourself in an accident leaving your car flipped on the street, this is the proper method of escaping the car and walking away as smooth as possible. Anything else, is morally wrong.