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Security Guard Makes Butts Secure

Posted May 22, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This security guard in Iraq seems to be getting a "surge" of his own from his frisking methods. His job is to make sure that this get-together is safe from butt-bombers and ensuring that the guests are effectively working their glutes.

While he might seem like a seedy character, he abides by a strict "no molestations of people under age 12" rule that has served him well in his job.