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Dog Gets Impatient In The Car

Posted May 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Come on, already! Time's a wastin'!

I have a 12:30 grooming appointment with Francesco and you know how hard it is to get booked with him, due to all those poodle bitches from down the street going every freaking week!

If you make me miss it, I swear to freaking God, I will piss, s**t, and hump everything you own for eternity!"