The world just collectively got a lot manlier, as the full debut trailer for The Expendables 2 hit with an explosive force of concentrated testosterone, which may cause the spread of unwanted body hair and the possible growth of an Adam's apple on women. (So be cautious when bringing dates, guys.)
While today's wide release of The Avengers will be bringing together a surreal collection of comic book superheroes to the big screen, this film may very well be the ultimate surreal collection of ass-kicking icons, ever.
Also noteworthy, is the addition of Thor's younger brother, Liam Hemsworth, who put aside watching "Bread Boy" make-out with his girlfriend in The Hunger Games to pick up a sniper rifle and run with the likes of Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Lundgren, Couture, Li, Statham, and NORRIS to take on a plutonium-smuggling, villainous Jean-Claude Van Damme.
You know what? Enough talk. Talking is for people who don't know how to shoot stuff. Just check it out below!
What could you do with five tons of pure plutonium? Well, you can go forward in time to watch The Expendables 2 when it hits on August 17, only to go back in time to watch it again and again.