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T.M.N.T.S.O.N.G. Shows Fanboy Love

Posted May 2, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

What better way could there be for a non-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle to impress a banana-jumpsuit-wearing reporter babe than by taking her for a ride in your custom-made Party Wagon to order a pizza covered with anchovies, peanut butter, chocolate, and tripe?

Well, demonstrating your kick-ass ninja skills on thugs who, for some reason, are attacking you in a junkyard might do the trick. -- It helps accentuate the ripples in your shirt, which is always neatly-tucked into your pair of mom jeans.