With just one week to go before the film's wide release, the flood of parodies for The Avengers has undoubtedly been unleashed upon the legions of moviegoers foaming at the mouth waiting to "assemble." (Albeit in laughably-crappy cosplay form.)
Yet, what if one were to imagine Marvel's mega-team as a lip-licking, soul-patch-sporting boyband dancing with moderate skills in complete synchronicity? Well, image no longer, as your hypothetical has just become a reality.
I bet that, for all his rage, Hulk is actually "the shy one."