Long before the Internet, Facebook, Twitter, and all of the things that interconnect culture into one giant stew of sarcasm and narcissism, there was this guy in the early 80's, who apparently garnered a lot of attention for...skipping.
Sure, his attempt to start a fitness/social craze may not have taken off. Sure, those shorts are a crime against humanity. And sure, the porn stache seemed to unfavorably complement that headband, which looks like it was stolen from the lead singer of Loverboy, but....I forgot the redeeming part. -- Nevermind.