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Douchebag Merit Badges

Posted January 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Every time the scent of way too much Axe Body Spray permeates, and the bass rumbling of a stereo system blasting Hip-Hop from a mile away is felt, a douchebag gets another merit badge.

Douchebag Merit Badges


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  • druidsflame

    I only have issues with 3 of these.

    1. Bar Fight - Really? How can that be DB worthy? Bar fights are not only fun but they are hilarious as well!

    2. Bluetooth headset - If not holing a phone to your ear and being able to have both hands on the wheel while I'm driving makes me a DB then so be it!

    3. Hanging Balls Trailer Hitch - This one is just for the lulz. people that get offended by this and think it's a DB offense most likely have some issues and are a DB them selves.

    Posted: January 19, 2012 11:01 PM
  • YoyoLeone

    DB's are way tighter than hipsters tho.

    Posted: January 19, 2012 9:49 PM
  • elduderino86

    Instead of barbwire tattoos it should have been Armsleeves. Also "Ridiculous Truck Lift" should be one.

    Posted: January 19, 2012 8:52 PM
  • HongKongCavalier

    The barbed wire tattoo should not be a douchebag worthy offense. It was the 90s! I didn't know any better!

    Posted: January 19, 2012 4:48 PM
  • Jamezinator

    ...Calf implants? Someone ran out of ideas halfway through.

    Posted: January 19, 2012 4:46 PM