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The Purity Bear Keeps You From Getting Laid

Posted January 18, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

Please don't confuse the Purity Bear with Pedobear. They may both look cuddly, but they are two very different creatures. Purity Bear protects our youth from the dirty sins of hooking up with your date while Pedobear will destroy our youth from your dirty sins. Or something like that.

This is a student made film to help kids "stay pure" until marriage but we're just confused about how and why this young man has a stuffed animal talking to him over the shoulder. This girl should stay away. I mean, would you wait for a guy who had a cuddly bear making every important decision for him? That's not just creepy, that's annoying.

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