The annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show took place in New York City last night, revealing the latest creativity that their designers can come up with when it comes to putting together unique and imaginative lingerie outfits. Of course, with unique and imaginative comes outrageous and ridiculous. We thought we'd pay homage to the company with ten of their most eyebrow-raising "that's not really sexy" lingerie designs that have walked down the runway. Thanks, Victoria's Secret. Without you, desperate adolescent boys would have nothing to fap to.
Check it out!
Did you know that disco balls are sexy?
Okay, this isn't as ridiculous as the other outfits but...a lined hole just for the boobies? This is sort of crossing the line in their superhero concept.
Football fields are not sexy.
File this under "running out of ideas," please.
My brain is going between "WTF" and "OUCH."
File this under "needs more effort," please.
I don't even.
Straw. Really.
Okay. Bows are cute but this is just stupid.
I have serious issues with this one. Promoting higher education for women is one thing but turning a scholarly graduate look into something sexy just looks...wrong.
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V_Translanka
Yeah, Victoria's Secret fashion show clothes aren't meant to be worn or anything...It's just funky haute couture type of stuff, mostly. This article is nice, but it sounds kinda like the writer was watching whilst eating a tub of ice cream and scoffing at the television with her friends (not that I'm saying there's anything wrong with that!). :P
Also, was the use of "File this under..." twice ironic? I ask because once was for "...running out of ideas" and the other was for "needs more effort"....>_>
buffphone
With the exception of the Queef catcher on the first model, they would walk around my place wearing those anytime.
s_austen7
I'd have to agree with you Moye. These are ridiculous outfits. Football is anything but sexy. Rainbows only look good in the sky... or on when they're following Nyan Cat. Straw would itch like a bitch! We've got a disco ball bubble-butt butterfly? It's just... stupid as all hell. Of course no man would agree, they just see breasts and legs.
Jasonredonnelly
Written by a female, not a flip was given today.
Jealous much Moye?
Kurayamiblack
With the exception of #1, #3, and #5, all of these look like they would make amazing costumes in a movie or a fan-fiction cosplay. But yeah, that hole for the boobs in #2 is a WTF. Everything else about #2 is pure WIN.
ocularnervosa
Costumes? All I see are hot women. :)
genstarchild
What do you mean, I don't see anything wrong with these outfits.
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