This (clearly fake) video documents a man's side-job in which he empties the septic tanks in the trailers of A-list celebrities and sells the "contents" to interested parties. (Guidance counselors, take note.)
Not to spoil too much, but girls, there may be a chance for you to buy a piece of Justin Bieber to call your own!
Check out the video, which I'm placing below the jump since the thumbnail they chose is gross.
On a sidenote, the "David Hasselhoff" is a huge seller in Germany for multiple reasons.
Warning: Probably safe for work, but GROSS.