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Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Artsy

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Posted July 12, 2011 - By Jacklin Maisyan

We’re feeling a little artistic today at the G4 headquarters, so we’ve written some haikus anticipating upcoming summer and fall blockbusters.  We’re even thinking about submitting them to some fancy poetry contests and makin’ it big. No? Well, you know best.

 

Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty

 

Horrible Bosses

Went to see Day Man
Stayed to observe Rachel Green

Phallic foods galore

Oh, it gets better. Hit the Read More tag to check 'em all out!


Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty

 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Know all the spoilers
Friends who read the books are mad

Thank you internet


Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty

 

Smurfs

Creepy blue dwarf things
Run around New York City
Seems kind of normal?


Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty
 

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Watching the trailer
This looks familiar, what the-
Oh I see, that’s why

 
Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty


Cowboys and Aliens

Cool hats, cool accents
With Indiana Jones, you see

Your move, Mr. Bond


Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty 

Captain America

Patriotic man
Defeats Nazi Germany
Olympics 2012?


Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty
 

Paranormal Activity 3

This movie again?
Part one, creepy. Part two, same.
Will bring change of pants

 

Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty 

 

Friends with Benefits

Looks familiar
Same movie made fifty times.
Mila Kunis, though

 
Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty

Final Destination 5

“Final” in title
But movie will just not end
Please be “final” now


Upcoming 2011 Films: Let's Get Arsty

 

Attack the Block

Monsters in London
Wonder if they’ll have accents
We will high five them


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  • goetzwhat11

    i like this post
    short and sweet and fun to read
    Jacklin ftw

    Posted: July 15, 2011 5:38 PM
    goetzwhat11
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