Cinderella & Snow White Caught In Prison Drug Smuggling Ring

Cinderella and Snow White have gone wild! I know what you're thinking, but it's true. The two Disney heroines were caught in a prison drug smuggling scheme, all thanks to an innocent coloring book. Two women (actual women...not the cartoon characters) discovered a creative way to send narcotics to inmates by dissolving Suboxone into a dyed paste, which was then "painted" onto the illustrations in a coloring book. The pictures, which looked like drawings colored and signed by children, were then mailed to a New Jersey jail to three inmates.

Last month, a mail room employee discovered correspondence containing the suspicious coloring book pages containing an “orangey substance” that looked like “water color paint a child would use on an art project.” Investigators released photos of the four coloring book pages seized.

I would have never noticed the weird "orangey substance" but I definitely would have caught onto the impeccable coloring skills of these supposed children. There's no way a kid could have colored that well within the lines. Am I right or am I right?

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