I've been to a Bar Mitzvah or two in my time, so I know that it's a very, very special time in a young man's life. How special? Well, one kid's parents bought the Solid Gold dancers for the event, and that probably cost them about $10,000. But, since technology has changed significantly since 1983, the game has changed right along with it.
Meet Zack. He's 13. A chosen one. And he's managed to AutoTune his approach to manhood, along with disinterested Robert Palmer-like dancers in the background, and a breakdown by his friend Benjamin. In short, it is magnificent.
Draw your own conclusions.