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St*r Warz Burlesque Presented By The Devil's Playground

EMorton
Posted April 8, 2010 - By Eugene Morton

 

St*r Warz Burlesque Presented by The Devil's Playground »


Epic April is all about surprises and we've got one more Death Star sized surprise for you today. It's an exclusive look at St*r Warz Burlesque as presented by The Devil's Playground, the sexiest and most talented troupe of burlesque performers this side of Tatooine!

If you've always felt that Star Wars would have been better if it had a whole lot more salacious beauties dressed in outfits skimpier than Princess Leia's slave bikini (or if you've always been curious about what goes on backstage at a burlesque show), this is for you!

Also, for you greedy Sith, we have a behind-the-scenes photo gallery of the show available for your guilty pleasure right now!

St*r Warz Burlesque Presented By The Devil's Playground

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  • NUKEMANN1995

    Now if they were in the cast of star wars 1,2,3, they would have been ALOT better, even without the cheesy effects

    Posted: April 10, 2010 8:30 PM
    NUKEMANN1995
  • Owaah

    Giddity!

    Posted: April 10, 2010 5:06 AM
    Owaah
  • lowkevmic

    @Unfungames-Your comment made you by far the biggest nerd on this website. To say you would rather see a hot alien chick that doesn't exsists then a real attractive woman wearing a stormtrooper outfit. It's comments like that, that so obviously proves that you gets no tail whatsoever!!

    Posted: April 9, 2010 2:38 PM
    lowkevmic
  • mattthefanboy

    That is awesome! And speak for yourself unfungames.

    Posted: April 9, 2010 7:48 AM
    mattthefanboy
  • altizar

    I liked the C3P0 interpretation. That was a good one.

    Posted: April 9, 2010 7:15 AM
    altizar
  • unfungames

    Oh no it's tatoo'ed skanks mangling Star Wars even more than Lucas did with the prequels!!!

    The funny thing about Burlesque performers is that they seem to be completely oblivious to the one thing they should be good at: being sexy. There's a lot of things you could exploit (sexually) from Star Wars and they failed on so many levels.

    The slave girl outfit should have been better than it was. They put a girl with an A cup and no curves in that oufit. Carrie Fisher looked 10 times better and she's not a burlesque performer.

    Instead, they have to just throw in every character. A burlesque Chewbacca!?

    Guys who watch this are interested in one of two things: boners or Star Wars. If they're into boners they don't care that you have an R2D2 chick...the Star Wars fans would rather see hot alien babes than a chick in a Stormtrooper outfit.

    Posted: April 8, 2010 10:42 PM
    unfungames
  • EMorton

    Thanks, Rob.

    Posted: April 8, 2010 4:30 PM
    EMorton
  • EMorton

    Thanks, Rob.

    Posted: April 8, 2010 4:29 PM
    EMorton
  • gentle

    Good job, Eugene.

    Posted: April 8, 2010 4:02 PM
    gentle
  • Mr_Paisley

    It's actually really thoughtful and creative. Liked the little R2D2 montage

    Posted: April 8, 2010 3:38 PM
    Mr_Paisley
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