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Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution: Pink Oujia Boards

Posted February 10, 2010 - By Moye Ishimoto

Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution: Pink Oujia Boards

Christian family organizations concerned over the welfare of their childrens' souls are protesting Hasbro for their cute Ouija board aimed for girls who love sleepovers, as well as the color combination of pink and purple.

We, on the other hand, believe that children often inhabit the evil souls of demons to begin with, so we have no problem with them playing around with "spiritual talking boards." Why not let them have a little excitement in their lives? Remember The Exorcist? That was way fun.

We do have a problem with this new exclusive pink color, with its matching pink carrying case. Why pink, Hasbro? If you're going to reinvent an age old game that supposedly conjures the deadly, why try to make it all sweet and friendly? Kids should know what they're dealing with...which in this case, is Satan. Satan doesn't like pink. Or purple. That's a fact.

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  • JMason1984

    Satan may not like pink or purple but I'll tell you who does, his servants! Woodland critters in Southpark, CO love pink! I'm against the pink ouja board because it will allow little girls to contact animals of Satan that need to say on the evil side of Imaginationland. Someone should start a petition to prevent these woodland critters corrupting the bubble gum youth of today!

    Posted: February 17, 2010 7:09 AM