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Rants From The Morning Meeting 09.16.09

Posted September 16, 2009 - By Eugene Morton

There's an underground movement going on in America's schools. All across this great land teachers are introducing the morning rants into their curriculums. As it turns out, kids don't want to read Jane Eyre, but they love combing over the naughtiness from the morning meeting. Join the future literati by supporting this movement. You care about the children, don't you?

"That's chumming the waters."

"Jump out of it! Jump out of it!"

"That was a great look as he disappeared."

"That's commitment, but tragic commitment, I guess. Wow."

"You really need that butt shake going."

"That's an unfortunate looking dude."  

Tags: Comedy

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