Wednesday means it's time for an Actual Great Moment in De-Evolution and today's blog is devoted to the Finger Nose Hair Trimmer, because trimming your overgrown nose hair isn't embarrassing enough. Now you can look even worse--people will think you're picking your nose!
Wait, scratch that. You'll just look like a weirdo with a prosthetic finger stuck up your nose. Awesome.
So congratulations, Finger Nose Hair Trimmer, for earning this week's Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution. Your effort to give personal hygiene a cheeky twist is worth applauding. Usually nose hair trimmer designers (yes, that line of work does exist) try to find the most fashionable, discreet and high-tech way to style your lengthy face pubes but why not do the complete opposite? Life is more fun when you're seen with a dismembered finger up the nose.
Here's my question though: why does this only come in one skin color?