Live Weeknights at 7PM ET
Welcome to TV's only source for all the stuff you care about from the coolest viral videos to the hottest new gadgets, comics and movies. Attack of the Show gets it before it gets out.

Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution: Finger Nose Clippers

Posted September 9, 2009 - By Moye Ishimoto

Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution: Finger Nose ClippersWednesday means it's time for an Actual Great Moment in De-Evolution and today's blog is devoted to the Finger Nose Hair Trimmer, because trimming your overgrown nose hair isn't embarrassing enough. Now you can look even worse--people will think you're picking your nose! 

Wait, scratch that. You'll just look like a weirdo with a prosthetic finger stuck up your nose. Awesome.

So congratulations, Finger Nose Hair Trimmer, for earning this week's Actual Great Moments in De-Evolution. Your effort to give personal hygiene a cheeky twist is worth applauding. Usually nose hair trimmer designers (yes, that line of work does exist) try to find the most fashionable, discreet and high-tech way to style your lengthy face pubes but why not do the complete opposite? Life is more fun when you're seen with a dismembered finger up the nose.

Here's my question though: why does this only come in one skin color? 

Comments are Closed