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______s of the Day

Posted August 3, 2009 - By InternMeg

______s of the Day

Today’s Weird Holiday – National Watermelon Day 

Quote of the Day – “Who you are moment to moment is just a story.” - Chuck Palahniuk

Word of the Day – Desultory – (DES-uhl-tor-ee) – Jumping or passing from one thing or subject to another without order or rational connection. 

Record of the Day – The record for most tennis balls held in the mouth of a dog is five and was achieved by Augie, a golden retriever from Dallas, Texas.

Born on This Day – Tom Brady - Football Player 

This Day in History – 1949 – The National Basketball Association is founded in the United States.

Milton Berle Joke of the Day- “I have manners. I believe you should knock on an oyster shell before you open it.”

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