Hamburger Bed For Sale!

In today's show, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn explore the WTF world of salirophilia, where people get turned on by the wet, messy and sticky. Most people think of pie filling when it comes down to picking your favorite wet, messy, and sticky things, but I always think about hamburgers.

Sure, they're solid meat, lettuce, tomatoes and cheese but smash those together between two buns with your favorite condiments, hamburgers become wet, messy, sticky and oh-so-delicious. Yummm...

So since it's almost payday, the smartest financial move I could make right now would be to place the winning bid for the infamous Hamburger Bed on eBay!

Of course, I'm not sure how comfortable I feel about sleeping in a used patty mattress, but the cheese looks mighty tasty and who can say no to sesame seed pom poms?

So don't you dare outbid me on this auction!!!!

PS. If I don't win, then I can always buy this Asian Baby Hamburger instead.