Mornings at the office are always more fun when you get to spend them inside a windowless room watching the funniest Internet videos. Today's topic of discussion? One of the most beloved states in our Union.
"I don't know if we can hit people in the face with chains."
"I'm not from New Jersey. F--- that."
"Is it only good if we get two girls to beat the sh-- out of each other? Yes."
"Do we have an inhouse Guido?"
"We're afraid of injuring ANYONE, man or woman."