Hey all! It's time for another round of movie reviews and the B.O. is smokin' this weekend and I'm not talking about your armpit! ZING! Nothing interesting is happening in the world right now, so you might as well see a movie. Which movie should you see? Well check out my award winning reviews below to figure out which one is right for you to see alone! Because that's the best way to see a movie...by yourself! At least, that's what my mom says.
Duplicity - Gene Unyons isn't anyone's fool, that's why Gene Unyons lives in a duplex. Living in a duplex is the way to go, if you ask Gene Unyons because it's like two-two-two-houses in one! Gene Unyons who lives in a duplex has also taken to talking about himself in the third person. Gene Unyons who lives in a duplex also hopes that Duplicity is about a guy named Gene Unyons who lives in a duplex. It probably isn't. - 4 Pieces of Salt Water Taffy.
I Love You, Man - I Love You, Man is about a lemur named Jerry who learns to talk. Because everyone is like, "Whoa! A lemur who can talk!" the government hires him to be the head of homeland security. Don't be overly impressed by Jerry because all he can say is "I love you, man" over and over again. However, when Russian terrorists plan to destroy all of Des Moines, IA by unleashing an easily-treatable-by-antibiotics bacterial infection into the water supply, Jerry is able to stop them by saying four simple words. I'll let you figure out what they are! - Corn Cob Pipe.
Knowing - Knowing is about the end of Nicholas Cage's career. Watch it happen! - 2 Olive Oyls and a Can of Spinach.
Super Capers - Oh, now we're getting somewhere! Super Capers is a movie that lives up to its title! Set in Gotham City (of Batman fame), Super Capers is about a group of capers (of Chicken Piccata fame) who get "accidentally" dumped into a vat of nuclear waste and develop super powers. They fight crime all over the city while Batman is in the Bahamas. - Rocket Man.