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Rants From The Morning Meeting 02.12.09

Posted February 12, 2009 - By Eugene Morton

Have you had your daily serving of weird one liners yet? You haven't? Well, dig in, because we've got more than you can handle.

"I've got 20/20 vision, so suck it!"

"We wrangled a hobo. He's here, live!"

"I like the idea of Kevin and Olivia having their own alter egos."

"Well, that shut me up."

"We could measure the bling under his shirt, check his blood alcohol level."

"Let's go live to the beard!"

"Get the stick and poke him. Poke him with the hobo stick."

"His f-ing hair looks like a nest."

"Throw your bindles in the air."

"Now he just smells like pee, before he smelled like pee and garbage."

Tags: Comedy

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