One of the best parts of this job is sitting in on the Around the Net morning meeting. As you already know, the people behind AOTS are a funny bunch of writers, producers and talent. What you may not know is, due to time constraints, not every great idea or funny line conceived by said group makes it to air.
In this new segment we're going to give you a little taste of what it's like to be surrounded by the genius staff of Attack of the Show. Enjoy these bits of out-of-context comedy, these Rants from the Morning Meeting.
"That's all symbolic of climax, right?" [Long pause in the room followed by response] "It is if you want it to be."
"We got long hair, long tongue, no pants."
"We should have headphones that pee in your ears."
[Referring to hippos] "They're nature's a-holes."
"I thought the office porn had a little charm."
"That mouse is an a-hole."
"What she really needs tonight is valium."
"When that car lights on fire, I genuinely have a good laugh."
"[Pruane] is still blowing me off... it kind of hurts my feelings."
"Pay him in d--k pills."
[Referring to Barbara Bush] "She looks like George Washington."