Today's Loop is all about the future of sex and in the segment, sexual relations between humans and robots will be seriously and carefully discussed. In keeping with today's robosexual theme, I've compiled a list of the top five hottest robot babes of all time.
Lucy Liu-bot from Futurama - She's hot for all the same reasons the actual Lucy Liu is hot, only the actual Lucy Liu would never go out with you. As demonstrated in the Futurama episode, I Dated a Robot, you can pirate the cybernetic version of her on your blank robot and suddenly become the envy of your friends and appliances.
T-X from Terminator 3 - Early on in the movie, she uses her shape-shifting ability to give herself a double D cup. 'Nuff said.
Cherry 2000 from Cherry 2000 - This blonde sex bot's look might be a little outdated in the eyes of a modern audience, but if her owner was willing to leave a utopia to wander around in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, nearly having his head blown off by freaks and desert marauders every five minutes, she must have been something in the boudoir.
R4-P17 from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - So what, she's not much to look at. You've dated ugly girls before. What really matters is, this pilot droid for the young Obi-Wan Kenobi, is a straight-up whore. She'll do you and your boys and then the 3P0 unit in your X-Wing. She doesn't care who you are, how many credits you have or what you look like and is therefore definitely the droid you're looking for.
Lal from Star Trek: The Next Generation - The comely, android daughter of Lt. Data shares many of his attributes, like the ability to reassemble things with her hands faster than the human eye can see. In her first and only appearance, she spends the entire episode learning about human relationships and surpasses her father by developing emotion. Fast hands, an unloving father (because, he has no emotions, get it) and an undying curiosity about human relationships; that's the recipe for loose sexual standards if I've ever heard it.