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Kevin V. Olivia: Sell This, Douche!
Posted By: Mike D'Alonzo - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:45 PM

In the second of our ongoing week of host battles, Kevin and Olivia battle it out to see which one can sell the most product via that QVC-style television infomercial. Watch as they try and sell products from EasyCurves and Beamz, and use their...uh...charms to wile unsuspecting shoppers into buying their wares.

And you, the viewer, will determine the winner, via online poll, which will allow you to give some pretty quick feedback as far as who's the best at pitching. So, check it out and see whether Kevin can make Olivia pay for making him chug cottage cheese at the end of the Rock, Paper, Scissors challenge.

Check out the videos. First, Olivia's EasyCurves ad:

 

And now Kevin, master of the Beamz.

 
Finally, the live QVC-style hawk-off, and the reveal of the winner as chosen by YOU!  (Yes, you!  You special widdle wooby.)

 

 

TAGS: Stunts!

Comment(s)

Posted by bekboy - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:48 PM
Olivia will kick kevin's ass
Posted by crusher1971 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:49 PM
Kevin, your doing a good job but you cannot compete with Olivia's boobs. Sorry man I would really like to vote for you but I love boobs, hers most of all.
Posted by Starscream_Jubilee - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:56 PM
Dude, your cancer stricken device cannot compete with Olivia's boobs. Sorry, man.
Posted by bLaCkAnGeL07 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:56 PM
BEAMZ!!! Flaccid Deluxe will rule the world with the Light!
Posted by Jabba84 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:56 PM
Usually I choose anything with boobs, but this time, I'd have to say the sell on the beams was better. It's not hard to sell bigger boobs.
Posted by jash99 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
I have two words for ya: Olivia's + Boobs
Nuff said.
Posted by tenkuchima - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
damn, olivias a good sales women. I almost voted for the easy curves, and i dont even have boobs. but in the end its the fingering techniques that won me over(that and the free panties)
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Posted by antihero25 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
play the light !!!!!
Posted by dunko1 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:57 PM
I vote for KEVIN.... WOOT!!
Posted by brackjr - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Olivia rocks!
Posted by banehammond - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
I like boobs
Posted by bustamove8354 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Come on...have none of you heard of bros before hoes?

Give our boy Kevin some props!!
Posted by oliviaishot - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Kevin your cool...but Olivia's boob are better than cancer
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Posted by Dave_101 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:58 PM
Look ya Olivia's hot and so are her boobs.. but come on Kevin's right there's no way that works plus Kevins add was alot funnier and proffesional. I do love Olivia but you cant be bias
Posted by GDMFL68 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:59 PM
BOOBS!!!!! Hell yeah Olivia
Posted by sirantony - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:59 PM
Beams all the way
Posted by kingdaddydong - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:59 PM
Love Oliva's boobs but Kevin was too funny not to vote for him.
Posted by MoMo194 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:00 PM
Is this even a serious competition. Olivia hands down.
Posted by Mallia2112 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:00 PM
Sorry bud Boobs greater than Music... but both combined are great!
Posted by jash99 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:01 PM
I have two words for ya: Olivia's + Boobs
Nuff said.
Posted by Mallia2112 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:02 PM
Sorry bud Boobs greater than Music... but both combined are great!
Posted by scythe272 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:07 PM
my vote goes to kevin but olivia is so hot
Posted by jake117 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:20 PM
oooooo nice (.Y.)
Posted by J2007 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:25 PM
Kevin should just give up because Olivia is going to win
Posted by Malagana - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:37 PM
No way a "Gay" Kevin will win over a "Boobalicious" Olivia! That's just Retarded!
Posted by Tourniquet135 - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:44 PM