Ever since you first saw Star Wars you know you’ve wanted to be a Jedi. That is, unless the first Star Wars film you saw was one of the prequels, then you just wanted to get out of the theater.

It’s just too bad you weren’t born with enough midichlorians in your blood to actually be one. Still, you can come close with enough training and the only place to go for true lightsaber tutelage is the Saber Academy in New York.  

Zach went and mastered the art of light saber wielding. Now he does everything with lightsabers, including opening doors, handing people things and power point presentations. It’s gotten out of hand. If you don’t believe us, all we can say is, seeing is believing.