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Bad Snack Review #2
Posted By: Dana Vinson - Friday, September 29, 2006 12:04 PM

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Cubyrop

Click below to see what we thought!

dvinson: I think this is what it’s called when you molest a kindergardener over by where they store the coats and shoes. Either that or they are delicious artificially flavored jelly cubes.

frankmeyer: I took one look at these “jelly cubes” and decided that this whole snack review idea was a really bad one.

sjohnson: Cubyrop is sweet and candy-like, with a slight after-taste of semen.

mdalonzo: Just like a little shot of super-sweet jelly in your mouth. These things are like Turkish Delight, but not the kind that would bind me together with the Snow Queen for all eternity, or cause me to sell out my friend Mr. Tumnus.


Tags: GameBreak


Comment(s)


Posted by Chiea - Friday, September 29, 2006 5:12 PM
@sjohnson- and you've tasted semen before?

They look good. Not sure how they taste

Posted by Chiea - Friday, September 29, 2006 5:16 PM
*I meant the cubes. Evidently this doesn't know what a enter key does*

Posted by quilf20 - Friday, September 29, 2006 9:18 PM
they look just like curgar coated gum drops,
but still i prefer pocky :p yumm!

Posted by MisterKalas - Saturday, September 30, 2006 7:46 AM
They do look good, but not sure about what they taste like.

Posted by chiodorritos - Saturday, September 30, 2006 3:19 PM
i've was molested in kindergarden!



cubyrop spells semen backwards

Posted by MastaSpock - Monday, October 02, 2006 3:24 PM
they look like those things that my uncle puts in womens drinks to make them go beddybye.............strange

Posted by Jodox - Monday, October 02, 2006 9:48 PM
Those things look like the candy I eat then never have again because they're sweeter than a spoonful of sugar.
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