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MySpace Girl of the Week

dvinson
Posted September 6, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Wow, ok you guys. Beam up the hotties. Here are your contenders for MySpace Girl of the Week...STAR TREK EDITION. Bring on the hottttttttttt nerds!

Explodystuff

Location: Canada

Age: 20

Quote: "Lt, Commander Moore, of the straship enterprise."

Sign: Pisces

About Explodystuff: She claims to have been found in a frozen capsule in a colony on “Omicron Theta” and her worst fear is seeing “Cardassians riding sleds made of children that are being pulled by geese.” Don’t ask.



Orion Slave Girl

Location: Maryland

Age: 32

Quote: “Orion Slave Girl”

Sign: Capricorn

About Orion Slave Girl: She likes to facilitate the meetings between other Orion Slave Girls and wealthy men and she admits that the “Spock Market” has completely taken over her life.



ad astra per aspera

Location: Glen St. Mary, Florida

Age: 19

Quote: “Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV”

Sign: Aries

About Lorna: She claims to have been raised by a cup of coffee and she also claims to have a genetically predisposed ability for creating “Galactic Activation Portals.”



Lorna

Location: Vancouver, Canada

Age: 28

Quote: “All The Truth Adds Up To One Big Lie”

Sign: Pisces

About Lorna: LORNA stands for “Life form Optimized for Repair and Nocturnal Assassinations" and she mostly just enjoys movies about airborne pathogens.



Voting is closed, but tune in next wednesday to see who won!

Comments are Closed

  • tribblesonaplane

    Is it too late to vote?

    :p

    Posted: May 22, 2007 1:59 PM
    tribblesonaplane
  • L_I_N_K

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    Posted: April 20, 2007 1:30 PM
    L_I_N_K
  • D_ultim8Kirk

    If you didnt vote OSG then your a scruffy looking nerfherder!

    Posted: January 7, 2007 10:57 PM
    D_ultim8Kirk
  • Lex530

    Give me the Orion Slave Girl any day of the week.

    Posted: September 30, 2006 7:38 AM
    Lex530
  • Starship_Conductor

    OSG, OSG, OSG, ect.

    Posted: September 15, 2006 10:10 AM
    Starship_Conductor
  • Winterose

    I'm just wondering why the bloated cow cohost of AOTS is wondering why someone else is shallow?

    Posted: September 13, 2006 10:11 AM
    Winterose
  • TheGornInsultComic

    I'm voting for Orion Slave Girl!

    If she doesn't win the Gorn Alliance will give you a taste of what Cestus III got!
    Bwahahahaha!!!
    *heh, heh, heh's to himself*
    -The Gorn Insult Comic

    http://www.myspace.com/retur nofthegorn

    Posted: September 13, 2006 7:28 AM
    TheGornInsultComic
  • pdtfin

    Osg has my vote, anytime she needs or wants it. (along with my number and anything else. lol)

    Posted: September 9, 2006 2:45 AM
    pdtfin
  • Orion_Slave_Girl

    Thank you guys :)

    I'm almost speechless.

    Almost :P


    osg

    Posted: September 8, 2006 10:38 AM
    Orion_Slave_Girl
  • Davidthe2nd

    OSG. She is so hot, you need ice to cool her down. I would like to meet her right now.

    Posted: September 7, 2006 7:17 PM
    Davidthe2nd
  • KidKobun

    Cast my vote for Orion Slave Girl!
    -TheHeartless-

    Posted: September 7, 2006 4:56 PM
    KidKobun
  • Hermit

    I would go shopping for electronics with OSG every day, and that makes her the only choice. Hell, I might even go to the grocery store with her once in a while.

    Orion Slave Girl SHOULD WIN!!!

    Posted: September 7, 2006 12:40 PM
    Hermit
  • Knight42

    Hands down, Orion Slave Girl. Hell, I'd vote for her OUT of the Star Trek costume. Oh, wait, I didn't mean to make it sound that way. But now that I think about it, I WOULD! ;)

    Knight42

    Posted: September 7, 2006 9:54 AM
    Knight42
  • joesracingteam

    ORION SLAVE GIRL HAS MY VOTE!!!!!!! (oo)

    Posted: September 7, 2006 8:34 AM
    joesracingteam
  • FatDaddio

    The One! The Only! The First! The Best!
    ORION SLAVE GIRL!!!!!!!

    Posted: September 7, 2006 6:47 AM
    FatDaddio
  • noirtech

    Orion Slave Girl

    I'm down with OSG too.
    heh

    Posted: September 7, 2006 6:26 AM
    noirtech
  • ty_tiger12

    the 3 one hottt

    Posted: September 7, 2006 12:43 AM
    ty_tiger12
  • SeerMana

    Explodystuff is pretty hot... :3

    Posted: September 6, 2006 9:52 PM
    SeerMana
  • SeerMana

    Explodystuff is pretty hot... :3

    Posted: September 6, 2006 9:46 PM
    SeerMana
  • spocksgoatee

    Definately OSG. Simply gorgeous. Saavy trader in the Market. Looks great in Star Trek uniform.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 9:02 PM
    spocksgoatee
  • Locutus

    Lets Go OSG!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 6:16 PM
    Locutus
  • Locutus

    Lets Go OSG!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 6:00 PM
    Locutus
  • Denny_Crain

    Okay, so that makes 1000 votes for OSG and zero for the other girls. So because I do not want the other girls to go home empty handed I will cast a vote for LORNA, ad astra per aspera and Explodystuff and Oh, what the hell, OSG!
    DENNY CRANE!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:59 PM
    Denny_Crain
  • Gunny_Zniz

    if osg were a president she'd be Babe-raham Lincon......in latin she would be called baby-ous majoris and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect herself.....and by the way did you guys ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he used to dress up like a girl bunny???(me either i was just wondering)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:45 PM
    Gunny_Zniz
  • DegaTrek

    OSG!!! She's #1!!!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:36 PM
    DegaTrek
  • The_Mighty_Thor

    no one on orion I'd rather be a slave with OSG iiiiiis #1

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:24 PM
    The_Mighty_Thor
  • dvinson

    I guess it pays to be a girl on the spock market. WOWIE-ZOWIE!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:23 PM
    dvinson
  • Gunny_Zniz

    oh and by the way i meant you osg (which stands for ohmygod she's gorgeous)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:22 PM
    Gunny_Zniz
  • Gunny_Zniz

    i still blush when i remember the e-kiss you blew me (you know what im talkin bout) Semper Fi Carry on {salutes}

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:20 PM
    Gunny_Zniz
  • Vulcanbuddy

    I vote for OSG when the Voting starts

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:11 PM
    Vulcanbuddy
  • Vulcanbuddy

    I vote for OSG when the Voting starts:

    http://www.myspace.com/orion slavegirl69

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:09 PM
    Vulcanbuddy
  • dp462090

    OSG

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:08 PM
    dp462090
  • JooJoo

    osg. Hands down.

    All hail the Spock Market Queen!!!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:06 PM
    JooJoo
  • rikofdeth

    omg yes osg holy quatloos shes got that hair . nice eyes tooo wwhhhoooohhhooooo OSG GETS MY VOTE

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:01 PM
    rikofdeth
  • Locutus

    Lets Go OSG!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:00 PM
    Locutus
  • Viscid

    I don't vote for OSG.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 5:00 PM
    Viscid
  • frodiri

    OSG is the hottie of the year...err week

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:59 PM
    frodiri
  • The_Mighty_Thor

    no one on orion I'd rather be a slave with OSG iiiiiis #1

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:59 PM
    The_Mighty_Thor
  • The_Mighty_Thor

    OSG iz the best op in all startrek history

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:58 PM
    The_Mighty_Thor
  • Regmanabq

    OSG is the Official Star Trek girl, on mySpace or anywhere!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:58 PM
    Regmanabq
  • JooJoo

    osg. Hands down.

    All hail the Spock Market Queen!!!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:58 PM
    JooJoo
  • zoidburg

    osg u go girl :)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:56 PM
    zoidburg
  • Myst_Nightmare

    OSG is always the girl of the week on 2.0. OSG is the one!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:55 PM
    Myst_Nightmare
  • lksdglaskd

    I live in Florida so hopefully my vote will count. Orion Slave Girl is the girl of the week every week :-)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:55 PM
    lksdglaskd
  • tappo

    osg the one for me :)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:54 PM
    tappo
  • countlazlo

    Without a doubt osg.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:52 PM
    countlazlo
  • lksdglaskd

    I live in Florida so hopefully my vote will count. Orion Slave Girl is the girl of the week every week :-)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:51 PM
    lksdglaskd
  • Myst_Nightmare

    OSG is always the girl of the week on 2.0. OSG is the one!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:51 PM
    Myst_Nightmare
  • spockoff

    osg gets my vote :)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:51 PM
    spockoff
  • DaUberchief117

    OSG all the way.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:49 PM
    DaUberchief117
  • EvilPicard

    If you don't vote for osg, you're a Communist.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:48 PM
    EvilPicard
  • Locutus

    OSG! Oh Yeah!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:47 PM
    Locutus
  • lksdglaskd

    I live in Florida so hopefully my vote will count. Orion Slave Girl is the girl of the week every week :-)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:47 PM
    lksdglaskd
  • NynexWoman

    I Vote OSG! She is not shallow, and you can see Olivia in a Trailer Park soon!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:47 PM
    NynexWoman
  • EvilPicard

    If you don't vote for osg, you're a Communist.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:47 PM
    EvilPicard
  • JonnySmooth

    OSG without a doubt

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:47 PM
    JonnySmooth
  • L337

    Duranie without hesitation!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:47 PM
    L337
  • JonnySmooth

    OSG without a doubt

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:46 PM
    JonnySmooth
  • EvilPicard

    If you don't vote for osg, you're a Communist.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:46 PM
    EvilPicard
  • spockon

    vote for osg shes smokin hot

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:46 PM
    spockon
  • Sunbun

    osg. just because.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:46 PM
    Sunbun
  • The_Mighty_Thor

    I vote for the hottest girl in the world OSG(Orion Slave Girl)

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:45 PM
    The_Mighty_Thor
  • cdsmith

    Has to be OSG! Best Trek babe on the net.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:45 PM
    cdsmith
  • wolfbait

    Most definitely, OSG!!!!!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:44 PM
    wolfbait
  • StarGazer31415

    waving signs overhead....
    "Vote for osg!!"

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:44 PM
    StarGazer31415
  • ZephronCochrane

    I vote for OSG you down with OSG yeah you know me

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:43 PM
    ZephronCochrane
  • Darksider_Jon

    OSG is the best looking girl of them all. She's also swet, humble, and NOT SHALLOW. Vote OSG for president...er...I mean myspace girl of the week!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:42 PM
    Darksider_Jon
  • JooJoo

    osg. Hands down.

    All hail the Spock Market Queen!!!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:40 PM
    JooJoo
  • _Graxzious_

    I vote osg!!!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:39 PM
    _Graxzious_
  • iLan_Greenspock

    I vote for osg.

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:38 PM
    iLan_Greenspock
  • _Graxzious_

    The first Girl!

    Posted: September 6, 2006 4:32 PM
    _Graxzious_
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