The ultimate irony is that the chicken in all-you-can eat buffets have mentally rewired rude, voracious men to pick legs over nice, big, juicy breasts.
With one bite into one of Long Dick's wieners, you'll taste the firmness of the casing before the juicy goodness squirts into your mouth.
Unfortunately, it's not something that can be sustained for long and some batches just come out limp and bland.
Warning: Bad Language.
Taking things a step further from the guy who rapped his McDonald's drive-thru order, this pair of Aussie rappers actually decided to step into the building and give the Colonel's original recipe some added funky rhyming flavor from Down Under.
Unfortunately, the bewildered cashier didn't get any of that order input. So, unlike the legendary Leeroy Jenkins, they left without at least having chicken.
"That's right, son. Wash your hands, scrubbing off nasty stuff like dirt, snot, and bacteria right into that bowl of water.
Good. Now that all that crap is off your hands, go ahead and swallow it. We don't want to be water-wasters now, do we?
This little girl is really REALLY proud of where she came from...originally.
Sure, ketchup, mustard, and sauerkraut are available as condiments, but you will need to resist biting if you want to avoid getting banned from this food truck.
It seems that Burger King in Japan have a penchant for hitting their burgers with the same nuclear radiation that created Godzilla.
Whether it's Whoppers with 1,050 slices of bacon, or, in this case, burgers with 1,000 slices of cheese, it's clear that this small island nation exercises the option to "have it your way" by not just going big, but obscenely huge.
This guy's giant mountain of calcium-infused goodness will ensure that his days of sit-down session on the toilet are a thing of the past after his colon explodes.
Be careful with that tempura. While it's good, it also tends to require some skills maneuvering your tongue that can be quite tiring after a while.
If you order it, remember to pace yourself or you'll end up sleeping on the couch while nursing a bad case of TMJ.