Sure, you may not be able to see the slick, hop-heavy dance moves that made PSY's K-Pop video one of the most ubiquitous viral hits ever, but this ostentatious Halloween house display still manages to turn this upper-middle-class neighborhood into a raucous jack-o'-lantern jollification.

While it may serve to signal a trend that's just about ready to gallop away on its imaginary horse, it's an amazing technical accomplishment, nevertheless.

This Walmart has put out a bunch of new products on "rollfap."

Once this section is fully set, it will also be the new home to a wide range of products from paper towels, Penthouses, and microwavable dinners for one.

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These unruly teens must have saw an opportunity to gang up on this guy, ruining his super-fashionable white do-rag and getting some cheap, misbegotten swagger at his expense.

What they didn't count on was the intervention of a head-phone-sporting slicer of commuter rail justice coming to his rescue.

Now, it seems that years of training in the Soul Calibur games would become the cause for criminals to cower in fear.

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Now, people can hide their weed in a container designed to carry nuts.

This cut keepsake which used to hang on everyone's favorite hopping, boxing, mad marsupial from Down Under not only makes a great gift, but after poking small holes into it, you can plunge it into some boiling water and bring the concept of "teabagging" to an entirely new level.

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Everyone knows that in the world of science, experiments where stuff explodes typically garner an exceptional amount of attention from the usual gaggle sleeping C students.

This teacher, however, wanted to get the most bang for his buck and may have taken his frustrations about low pay and a crappy parking spot out on the building's only source of drinking water that doesn't taste like rusty ass.

Liberated from the teacher's lounge, it now rests on this classroom floor in fiery pieces of awesomeness.

They told this guy that he needed some whacked-out accessory called a "boat trailer" in order to tow this baby around.

However, he could tell that the salesman was just trying to shake him down for more money. All he needed was some bungee cords and few beers to keep him steady on the road and he would be at the lake in no time catching his dinner with dynamite and a fishing net.

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This sight of this pulsating pine and the moving ground could just be due to some serious wind.

However, it may be the result of what happens when Treebeard is hungover after an all-night bender of too much tree sap and partying with slutty underage oak trees.

Regardless, this non-seismic earthquake shows that nature finds a way...to install hydraulics.

It's not just a breakfast burrito, it's also a yummy snack for any time of the day.

As a result, they display the proud portmanteau of their revolutionary tortilla-wrapped, titillating, taco substitute. 

Of course, a legal caveat also forces them to put a proper warning on the van about the 99 problems you may experience with your digestive system, should you consume just a single bite.

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"So, uh, is there anything around the house that currently requires my attention? You sure?

Well, then, f** it, I'm going back to Kitty Dreamland where Friskies and pork flow from the faucets and laser pointers are actually able to be caught and eaten.

Later, bitches."